Flock a Friend
Cost: $20 for 12 flamingos on the lawn
$30 for 24 flamingos on the lawn
The Purchase of this Anti-Flocking Insurance guarantees that no flock of flamingos will roost on my lawn as they migrate around the city during the course of this fundraising event.
Cost: $10 for protection against a flock of flamingos showing up on your lawn this season